Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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