Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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