No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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