did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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