Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize