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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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