I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My pussy is not your playground.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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