you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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