Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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