No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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