i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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