gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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