Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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