Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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