I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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