I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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