your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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