You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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