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say what?
wanna hang out?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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