Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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