I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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