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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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