dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
