I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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