It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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