The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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