Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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