He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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