..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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