ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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