in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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