I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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