Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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