Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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