Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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