it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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