i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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