I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
