i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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