That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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