he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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