After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think people are normalizing furries
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
