Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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