guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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