i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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