I think im going to throw up on grandma
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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