Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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