so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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