guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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