Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
People in love make me want to vomit
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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