Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
wow bdsm is so cute
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
