I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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