Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
