The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
So. Much. Porn.
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