great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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